my favourite biscuits are in the cupboard but no i will not eat them im eating healthy!!!!
update: i ate the whole box
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Someone get this guy a fucking medal.
They made birth control for men. However it never got past the clinical testing stage because its side effects were things like “moodiness, extreme cramping, hunger, increased sexual drive” and were considered INHUMANE.
what the fuck do they think women go through every goddamn month seriously
I’M SORRY MEN CAN’T HANDLE MENSTRATION
men are pussies
Men are not pussies because they can’t handle having one
Slowclappinginthedistance
the worst things about ur sign
| Aries: | ur judgemental but u insist ur not |
| Taurus: | ur an asshole to ur friends for no reason??? |
| Gemini: | u dont even know who u are |
| Cancer: | u complain aLL the time |
| Leo: | u think ur the centre of the universe |
| Virgo: | ur needy and bossy |
| Libra: | u let people walk all over u then complain about it |
| Scorpio: | u get so jealous of ur friends so u dont even rly have any now |
| Sagittarius: | you must be the winner!!!1! |
| Capricorn: | ur boring af but u pretend ur not |
| Aquarius: | u think ur better than every1 but rly just no1 likes u |
| Pisces: | u just suck a lot, stop crying & getting angry |
Evan Peters picking up his girlfriend Emma Roberts after she was arrested for domestic abuse against him
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